Sarcasm- My style of Humor

My favourite style of humor is sarcasm. I just love reading sarcastic quotes, they really make me laugh more than any joke. So here are a few of them to make your day.

• I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 29, my humor suggests I am 12 while my body keeps asking if I am sure that I am not dead yet – sopiemohd.blogspot.com. – I do not remember writing it then why does it feel so familiar ? 

• I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are the Ingredients- pinterest.com. – So relatable.

• All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy- teepublic.com. – Me too Me too.

• My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home – teepublic.com – I do not know why boss was not happy that I followed the instructions correctly, do you know?

• If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation. – lovethispic.com – If this happens to you often, you probably need help .

• One day I was born. Then everything started bothering me. And that brings us up to date.- tailpic.com – Shortest life story ever.

• Sorry for being late. I got caught enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. – enkiquotes.com –  Now you know why I am almost never on time.

• I think I am in a love triangle, I love myself, myself loves me and me loves I.- ultraupdates.com – Self love at its best.

• My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness. I said ” No, we all seem to enjoy it.” attentiontrust.org – Really want to see the look on the doctor’s face.

• I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.- pinterest.com – Apology accepted.

• I don’t like morning people or mornings or people – redbubble.com. – Not me at all (was it sarcasm or maybe not).

• 99 % of my socks are single and you don’t seem them crying about it. – happyshappy.com – Are you sure sometimes my socks are wet?

• An apple a day keeps anything away if you throw it hard enough – Will definitely try from today.

• Never let your best friends get lonely. Keep annoying them- jesmundo.co.uk –  See bestie I told you I learnt it from somewhere.

• When you don’t do it you are lazy, when your boss doesn’t do it he is busy – gekoandfly.com – No comments I love my job.

Don’t forget to thank me for all the laughter and smiles.

Apoorva Yadav Kamboj.