The best way to forget your troubles is to laugh and the best way to laugh is after reading the humorous quotes given below and ofcourse following all my blogs  🙂

  • Dedicated to all people with Sweet Tooth : My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I have finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already –  Dave Barry.

 

  • To believe or not to believe : Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn’t forward that e-mail to 10 people – Hello lovely studio.

 

  • That’s called going with the flow : Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life anymore..things just happen and I am like ” Oh, Is this what we are doing now doing now? Ok – Bestquotes.name.

 

  • Great Wisdom finally shared : Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.- tinypositive.com

 

  • It would definitely be best for all : I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. – medium .com

 

  • My life in 1 sentence : At night I can’t sleep, in the morning I can’t wake up – askideas.com

 

  • Texting Rule to be followed : Don’t text me when I am in middle of texting you, now i have to change my whole text.- Quoteswithpictures.com.

 

  • The best friend we all have : If you fall, I will catch you- Floor

 

  • New Age Tongue Twister : I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.- centreofsuccess.com.

 

  • Health Benefits of Drinking wine : Wine does not make you fat, it makes you lean against walls, chairs and funny people.- pinterest.com.

 

  • You attract what you fear : Oh my God, I am too scared of being a millionaire.

 

  • For me most days it’s the second one : Some  days I can conquer the world. Other days, it takes me 3 hours to convince myself to shower.- pinterest.com.

 

  • To do list : I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who is going to do it?- pinterest.com

 

  • How to know you are no more a teenager ? You know you have reached middle age when you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.- Joan Rivers.

 

  • Last Words : When I die I want my last words to be, ” I left a million dollars under the….” jokestotell.com.

How many of these were able to tickle your bone?

Apoorva Yadav Kamboj

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