True words of Wisdom- Laughter mania

The best way to forget your troubles is to laugh and the best way to laugh is after reading the humorous quotes given below and ofcourse following all my blogs  🙂

• Dedicated to all people with Sweet Tooth : My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I have finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already –  Dave Barry.

• To believe or not to believe : Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn’t forward that e-mail to 10 people – Hello lovely studio.

• That’s called going with the flow : Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life anymore..things just happen and I am like ” Oh, Is this what we are doing now doing now? Ok – Bestquotes.name.

• Great Wisdom finally shared : Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.- tinypositive.com

• It would definitely be best for all : I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. – medium .com

• My life in 1 sentence : At night I can’t sleep, in the morning I can’t wake up – askideas.com

• Texting Rule to be followed : Don’t text me when I am in middle of texting you, now i have to change my whole text.- Quoteswithpictures.com.

• The best friend we all have : If you fall, I will catch you- Floor

• New Age Tongue Twister : I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.- centreofsuccess.com.

• Health Benefits of Drinking wine : Wine does not make you fat, it makes you lean against walls, chairs and funny people.- pinterest.com.

• You attract what you fear : Oh my God, I am too scared of being a millionaire.

• For me most days it’s the second one : Some  days I can conquer the world. Other days, it takes me 3 hours to convince myself to shower.- pinterest.com.

• To do list : I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who is going to do it?- pinterest.com

• How to know you are no more a teenager ? You know you have reached middle age when you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.- Joan Rivers.

• Last Words : When I die I want my last words to be, ” I left a million dollars under the….” jokestotell.com.

How many of these were able to tickle your bone?

Apoorva Yadav Kamboj