Parenting is Fun Part-II

Who is your favorite stand-up Comedian? Mine is my little son, nothing can make me laugh more than the funny things my kiddo does and says. I know most of you feel the same. Here are examples of what these funny creatures have said that could leave us in stitches:

Such a Unique Name:

”My name is Liz. Short for Lizard NOT Elizabeth” A seven year old. (@Livefromsnacktime).

I too feel the same Kiddo:

Me: Someday you will have feelings for boys.

6-Year-Old : I already have feelings for them.

Me : Really?

6-Year-Old: They make me mad.  – James Breakwell.

I need to really start reading more to be that creative :

I told my kids that we are no longer saying ”shut up” because it sounds mean and can hurt people’s feelings. So my kids are getting creative with their use of words. My 9 year old daughter was talking and talking, my 6 year old couldn’t take it and said, ” Silence You Peasant”. – Candy N Erik Cisneros.

Kids are never at Fault :

dad : ” Come On, you guys are late.”

11-Year-Old : ”You should have started YELLING at us earlier”. – dadmissions.

Cannot agree more: 

” I thought I needed a hug but I really need pancakes.” – 7 year old. (@Livefromsnacktime).

Good Food is all I can ask for:

The Sunday School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly; do you say prayers before eating?”

”No sir,” little Johnny replies, “I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook.”  www.atimetolaugh.org.

Good to Know : 

Honey, I am home.

Milk, I am home.

Sugar, I am home.

My kid after coming from school. – Anonymous.

Is any Humanitarian around : 

7-Year-Old : Mom, what is Humanitarian?

6-Year-Old : I got this Ma. It’s like vegetarian, but they eat Humans.

Horrified or Proud?  – Lisa.

Just Looking for an Unpaid Worker assuming he ever works :

” I really don’t want a Husband but I would like help around the house”. – Anonymous 8 year old.

Feet Traps : 

4-year-old: Why do we have to wear shoes?

Me: They protect your feet.

4-year-old: : No, they trap your feet. *whispers* They’re feet traps. -mommyowl.

Going to get those stitches now? Hurry.

Apoorva Yadav Kamboj