10 Funny Questions asked on Yahoo (Part 1)

” There is no stupid question : stupid people don’t ask questions : Olivia”

It’s difficult to believe this saying after reading following questions asked by people on Yahoo Questions and Answers

Question : If I wear a mask when I visit my grandma, my friends say I look gay. Should I not wear a mask or stop seeing grandma?

Best Answer : It’s not the mask. It’s just you.

I think he should just get better friends who donot judge him or gay people. There is no ” gay look” as per se.

Question : Should i tell my parents that I am adopted?  I don’t fit well with the family. I think it’s time to come clean to them.

Best Answer : This question remains unanswered I wonder why?

We have often heard adopting parents wondering whether they should tell their children that they are dopted or not. However I don’t even know how to comment on this question. Is the person really serious?

Question : My wife changed her Facebook status from ” Married” to ” Widowed” Should i be worried?

Best Answer : Yeah mate start running.

Great advice given under these circumstances.

Question : What happens to people born on Feb 29th? Do they stay one until 4 years pass? 

Best Answer : They get locked up in a secret labortory in Iowa and are let loose every four years.

Now imagine you have your sixteenth birthday and someone with same thinking gets you a gift for 4 year old. Wouldn’t it be fun?

Question : When i die and go to heaven can i still watch anime ? If not then i don’t want to die. Pls help!!

Best Answer : I will admit i think about this from time to time because it sounds depressing if i can’t. Now if  i can that would be awesome, also it depends on your beliefs.

Both the asker and replier seem great fans of anime. But I admit it’s a great way to stay motivated to do good deeds to be able to go in heaven.

Question : How do i succesfully become a Justin Bieber fan? I would like to beacome a Justin Bieber fan. Currently i am Jack Norris fan and i would like to switch to Justin Bieber. How can i successfully achieve this goal?

Best Answer : Lose all brain functions. Maybe sustain a pretty substantial blow to the head.

I didn’t know there was a qualification or test to become a fan. I thought I was Sachin Tendulkar’s fan. Now should I be in doubt? And i really don’t think Justin Bieber fans have received any blow to their heads. But we have to admit both question and answer were equally funny.

Question :  Why do i feel i have butterflies in my stomach?

Best Answer : Have you been eating catterpillars?

I think the poster wanted to know anything about being in love or being nervous but the answer has made the question look pretty funny.

Question : I made jesus shaped pancakes but burnt them. Am I going to hell?

Best Answer : God is in all things. You burn him every time you fire up your easy-bake oven.

Now it will become difficult for the poor woman to bake anything.

Question : How can i lose weight without moving? I donot like to move and I am alergic to the sun.

Best Answer: Just think about exercising for a week and check your progress, I’m being serious though.

Even I can somewhat relate to this question. I would also love to lose weight without exercising but not moving at all will be a little difficult. How can anyone survive without moving? But on positive note the poster has lost weight by including salad in diet as per the updates on yahoo.

Question:  How to turn my computer monitor into a mirror? I bought an expensive monitor hoping it would be a great mirror. Putting a mirror in cd drive doesn’t work.

Answer : No, it wouldn’t. You have to go to a mirroring web site and download a mirror image and use that as desktop wallpaper. They also have a purple color that can be used on your monitor to give you a nice tan.

I can’t help but wish if only i had enough money like the poster to buy such expensive mirrors.

There are several such questions posted on yahoo for our entertainment so it was difficult to select just a few. Will be back with more such questions soon. So did you get a good laugh by reading these questions? Help the posters with better answers in you have one and also mention them in comments.

Apoorva Yadav Kamboj.